Horrors of Spider Island



Wow, about 10 mins into this movie I wanted to go to sleep. Really slow start, leading up to "a dead-man, in a huge web." I should of known from the title that this movie would be bad, but against my judgement I popped in the DVD, hit enter, and began to watch this movie. The acting in this movie is awful, I'm guessing they figured the girls would keep guys minds off the acting, and that woman don't watch these movies. I wish I didn't watch this movie.

The more I watched this movie, the more I wanted to go to bed. The movie picks up speed a little about 30 minutes in, when the spider actually does something, and turns Gary into something that looks more like a werewolf than a spider-like creature.

"She's been strangled."
"The spider."

This movie wasn't that good, it's basically a bunch of girls in skimpy (for the 50s) outfits running around, fighting, and being strangled. Don't see this movie, unless that's what you're looking to see. I think what they really meant to name this movie was: Whores of Spider Island. That's what I got while watching this movie. Don't buy, don't rent, don't watch.


Reviewed January 24, 2007
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