1. Zombie owns
2. Alice in Chains is the greatest band ever
3. No noobs allowed
4. No angering regs
5. Be respectful to Zombie
6. Guys don't talk to Courtney
7. Girls don't talk to Zombie
8. No entering, leaving, entering, leaving, etc.
9. No being "cool"

BREAKING THESE RULES MIGHT RESULT IN BEING BANNED.